So....Had a function in honor of my late grandma's bday yesterday at mommys house.
We all drank her favorite drink-Canadian Mist & Coke
We all played her favorite card game-Tunk
We all ate her favorite food-Catfish
We all danced to her favorite songs...including one with her name in it Gloria (Gotta Love Ole School)
GOOD TIMES!!!.....
Until Bitches start actin like....BITCHES!!!!!!
On my way out, my cousin's BF of 7years now lets me know hes throwin parties and wants me to come out and support and was gone send me a fb invite. Im not on fb...he asks for my number.. I had cousin, Lets call her Meelyza, give him my number to b/c i dont know it by heart. Right.? Rite!
(hour passes)
The phone rings.....ITS TOO DAYUM LOUD. MY HEAD IS HURTING FROM ALL THAT LIQUOR. Change to vibrate! Turns over and dozes off.
WWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (in my steve harvey voice)???????
Did I wake up to 7 missed calls from my cousin (Lets call her Rondi)??????
JUST missed the 6am call....
I missed the 2:04am, 2:06am, 2:15am, 3:52am, 4:17am, 5:23am, and now a 6am Call.
OMG!!!!
What dun happend with my family!!!!????????
NOTHIN!!!
NOT A DAYUM THING!!!!
This BBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIITCH "just called to ask my HOW & WHY my number was in her man's phone"????!!!!!!
(explination given)
She suggests the NEXT time this happens I respond and say "ask my cousin for the number....just to keep down confusion"......
REALLY???!.....REALLY!!!??? REALLY BITCH!!!!!???????????????
(deep breath)
Now yall tell me....am I wrong for being ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL UP IN MY FEELINGS AND PISSED OFF??????? B/C I just DONT understand why she loosing sleep ova this!? And ALMOST made me do the same! Its takin EVERYTHING in me not to FAAAAAAAAAA LIIIIPPPPP!
HEPP ME UNDERSTAND.....Cause this is speaking VOLUMES to me. (RUBBING MY TEMPLES)
Back to work
~L
Ummmmmm..... Cousin needs to get some confidence about herself!! How you gonna BLOW up my phone over a no good NINJA!! YOur much Better than me!! You should have read her ASS from A to MF'ng Z... You been with dude seven years and you have to questions why my number (your cousin at that) is in his phone... KICK ROCKS!!! I hope you told her to KISS ALL YOUR FABULOUS ASS!! and we know thats a lot of behind to be kissing! So she should be busy for at least a year :) INSECURE women MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to look at this from her point of view but all I see is Jaded Green and of course yo booty! :) Dont explain ish else to her! i'm so serious!
Because if ya man wanted to cheat he's going to cheat...no matter who is with...take that up with him! Lois please find peace in knowing that she's insecure with her self!
I know this oh too well!!!
ReplyDeleteWhhhhhyyyyyy would you question your ppl so hard? Especially when they have never given you a REASON to question them in the past no matter WHAT it has been!!! Broads like this is disturbing... Louis, I say you have every right to be in your feelings at this point, I say don't approach it with kindness. You have to cut her short so that she knows that what she has just done was all the way wrong and she needs to check him. She should have been going off on him about why he didn't get the number from her. STUPID ISH!!!!.... Who wants a man like him anyway besides her!!! Get it together RONDI!!! I'm all pissed and ish.. UGH