WURR DA CAMERAS AT!!!??????

You know a story is good when it starts: So Dis Biiiitch....... LOL. But that's not how I'm gonna start this. I know you agree! LOL! So! Had a convo with my #1 lady last night.....and in that convo she TOLD me that she is moving in with me when I get my own place.... *CRICKETS*...... CLOSE YA MOUTH...... FIX YA FACE....... SHE WAS SERIOUS! AS THE HEART ATTACK she just had!!!! She's "working toward" shaking loose some of the baggage that's been weighing her down and the person she lives with informed her that they are moving south to be closer to her children.....(her words)"So the only option for me is to move in with my baby!"...... Needless to say I objected in a Major way.... "I am a SINGLE woman with NO kids...." "I didn't move HUNDREDS of miles away to set up shop to take care of YOU..." "You CANT be serious..." "In what WORLD does that make sense!!???...." "Didn't you say you wanted me to FINALLY move and LIVE MY OWN LIFE?....." "Yeah...I got my own place....but my momma lives with me...No its cool you can still come over!?........" GIRLS! CHECK ME IF I NEED CHECKIN!!!!! BUT IM NOT WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!! AT ALL!! NOT HAPPENING! RETURN TO SENDER! Convo got a bit heated...she was REALLY HURT by my responses....and suggested she work and contribute....said she could leave the house If I wanted to screw.....WHO DA HELL SCHEDULES SEX-CAPADES!???..(babe u leavin the club...and wanna sleep in it?...let me wake momma up and give her my keys)..Even went as far as to say that she let me live with her until I was ready to move out! Ummmmmm *hand in air* I WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY UNTIL ADULTHOOD!!!!...AND at that point I WAS OUT!!!! SEQUENCE OF EVENTS: High School(until 17), College(18-20), Left College to take care of HOME, Moved and STAYED OUT (20-Current) OF COURSE a part of growing up is building a life where you'll be able to support a family and eventually take care of your parents....but GIVE ME A FUCKKIN BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME LIVE!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAWD! I shed some tears over this struggle...I need some advice! I CANT........ #SickAndTiredOfBeingSickAndTired ~L

DAMN! Tell me how you REALLY Feel!!!!!!!!

So....Had a function in honor of my late grandma's bday yesterday at mommys house.
We all drank her favorite drink-Canadian Mist & Coke
We all played her favorite card game-Tunk
We all ate her favorite food-Catfish
We all danced to her favorite songs...including one with her name in it Gloria (Gotta Love Ole School)

GOOD TIMES!!!.....

Until Bitches start actin like....BITCHES!!!!!!

On my way out, my cousin's BF of 7years now lets me know hes throwin parties and wants me to come out and support and was gone send me a fb invite. Im not on fb...he asks for my number.. I had cousin, Lets call her Meelyza, give him my number to b/c i dont know it by heart. Right.? Rite!

(hour passes)

The phone rings.....ITS TOO DAYUM LOUD. MY HEAD IS HURTING FROM ALL THAT LIQUOR. Change to vibrate! Turns over and dozes off.

WWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (in my steve harvey voice)???????
Did I wake up to 7 missed calls from my cousin (Lets call her Rondi)??????
JUST missed the 6am call....
I missed the 2:04am, 2:06am, 2:15am, 3:52am, 4:17am, 5:23am, and now a 6am Call.

OMG!!!!
What dun happend with my family!!!!????????



NOTHIN!!!
NOT A DAYUM THING!!!!


This BBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIITCH "just called to ask my HOW & WHY my number was in her man's phone"????!!!!!!

(explination given)

She suggests the NEXT time this happens I respond and say "ask my cousin for the number....just to keep down confusion"......



REALLY???!.....REALLY!!!??? REALLY BITCH!!!!!???????????????


(deep breath)

Now yall tell me....am I wrong for being ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL UP IN MY FEELINGS AND PISSED OFF??????? B/C I just DONT understand why she loosing sleep ova this!? And ALMOST made me do the same! Its takin EVERYTHING in me not to FAAAAAAAAAA LIIIIPPPPP!


HEPP ME UNDERSTAND.....Cause this is speaking VOLUMES to me. (RUBBING MY TEMPLES)




Back to work
~L