DAMN! Tell me how you REALLY Feel!!!!!!!!

So....Had a function in honor of my late grandma's bday yesterday at mommys house.
We all drank her favorite drink-Canadian Mist & Coke
We all played her favorite card game-Tunk
We all ate her favorite food-Catfish
We all danced to her favorite songs...including one with her name in it Gloria (Gotta Love Ole School)

GOOD TIMES!!!.....

Until Bitches start actin like....BITCHES!!!!!!

On my way out, my cousin's BF of 7years now lets me know hes throwin parties and wants me to come out and support and was gone send me a fb invite. Im not on fb...he asks for my number.. I had cousin, Lets call her Meelyza, give him my number to b/c i dont know it by heart. Right.? Rite!

(hour passes)

The phone rings.....ITS TOO DAYUM LOUD. MY HEAD IS HURTING FROM ALL THAT LIQUOR. Change to vibrate! Turns over and dozes off.

WWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (in my steve harvey voice)???????
Did I wake up to 7 missed calls from my cousin (Lets call her Rondi)??????
JUST missed the 6am call....
I missed the 2:04am, 2:06am, 2:15am, 3:52am, 4:17am, 5:23am, and now a 6am Call.

OMG!!!!
What dun happend with my family!!!!????????



NOTHIN!!!
NOT A DAYUM THING!!!!


This BBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIITCH "just called to ask my HOW & WHY my number was in her man's phone"????!!!!!!

(explination given)

She suggests the NEXT time this happens I respond and say "ask my cousin for the number....just to keep down confusion"......



REALLY???!.....REALLY!!!??? REALLY BITCH!!!!!???????????????


(deep breath)

Now yall tell me....am I wrong for being ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL UP IN MY FEELINGS AND PISSED OFF??????? B/C I just DONT understand why she loosing sleep ova this!? And ALMOST made me do the same! Its takin EVERYTHING in me not to FAAAAAAAAAA LIIIIPPPPP!


HEPP ME UNDERSTAND.....Cause this is speaking VOLUMES to me. (RUBBING MY TEMPLES)




Back to work
~L

**SNAPS**

I wanna sing
I wanna write
I wanna SCREAM!!!!!!!

1st peice
(snaps)

(sings) Hello, may I speak to Barbara. Barbara this is shirley...)

IM A FUCKING HEATHEN!
I mean...Im fucking a heathen
I mean...he dun took me to a place
where I dont want yall to see my face
when...his insensitivity compromises my
integrity...cause he was just all in my space!
you see.....I am the other woman.

(snaps)

(TO BE CONTINUED)